adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
Who gives a shit if you don’t finish college. Who gives a shit if you marry young. Who gives a shit if you say ‘fuck the world’ and go against everything your parents want. Do what makes YOU happy. And don’t you dare give a shit about what anybody else thinks.
when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know